Stop Polishing Your Car!

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....or the Polish Nation may sue you!

Cherokee Nation to Jeep: Stop using the tribe’s name

"The original Jeep Cherokee was introduced in 1974 as the original “sport utility vehicle” with bucket seats and “racy detailing” designed to appeal to younger, more adventurous drivers, according to Jeep’s website. In 2020, the Cherokee and Grand Cherokee made up more than 40 percent of Jeep’s total sales, Car and Driver reported."


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wut a lode off dunk key dung that is. the natives in that article come off as irrational, high and out of touch. that chief must be smoking something strong. the lady at the end has no idea what she's talking about. what are they doing on google anyway?? knot two mensch shun the non-native PC warriors...
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French Nation to McDonald's: Stop Calling them French Fries!

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French Nation to IHOP - Stop calling it French Toast! It's too Soggy to be called "Toast" anyway.

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German Nation to Restaurant: OK, OK, We Lost the War, We Know That, But Stop calling it German Potato Salad. It's Not Funny

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English Nation To Thomas': Stop Calling Them English Muffins!

https://abcnews.go.com/WN/thomas-englis ... e%20denies.
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Canadian Nation To USA: Stop Calling it Canadian Bacon!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/canadian ... 0f99d8e162
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Mexian Nation to Spaghetti Westerns: Stop Calling it a Mexican Stand-Off

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_standoff
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Belgium Nation to Foodies: Stop Calling them Brussel's Sprouts - they're just baby cabbages!

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Chinese Nation to USA: Stop Calling it Chinese Food!

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Fish Nation to India: Stop Calling it The Indian Ocean - We Were Here First!

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Steve Martin Nation to McDonald's and Jamaicans: Stop Calling it Jerk Chicken!

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Buzzerd Says:
February 26th, 2021 at 12:24 pm
I’ve always liked the Peugeot emblem but news just broke today that L.A.G.- Lion’s Advocacy Group, which is a group of people advocating for lions has asked Peugeot to not use the image of a lion anymore. The group has said ” the image of a lion is one of intimidation and strength and no one has ever intimidated someone in a Peugeot”
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Leprechaun Nation to General Mills: We NEVER endorsed your sugar-coated sugar, so take the Leprechaun image off the box or our baracuda will be meeting with your baracuda.
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Plymouth Baracuda Nation to Lawyers: Stop referring to yourselves as Baracudas or we'll carve donuts in your front lawn tonight!
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