Perfect day: woman and man

[AHTOXA]

A PERFECT DAY

For a woman:
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed; freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants....open presents--expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends; unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from "secret admirer"
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk; says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower---alone
10:50 Carried to bed; freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

For a Man
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast; steak and eggs, coffee, toast. All cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club; blow job en route
9:45 Play front nine; 2 under par
11:45 Lunch; steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine; 4 under par
2:15 Limo back to airport; several bourbons
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with nude, all-female crew who all bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle
5:00 Fly home; massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
6:45 Shit, shower, and shave
7:00 Watch news; Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner; lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:30 Sex with three women, all of whom have lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed, alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

[wannabe]

pretty much....right now the perfect day would be aaron waking up before noon so we could go to our meetings and he'd get his stuff done...i'm doing 1/2 his list for him (laundry....and cleaning up cat poo), but the other half is for jobs and such and i can't do that for him. he has to do it....

did you write that?

[Bawked]

hahahahaahaha! so many blow jobs in one day fark u'd be shooting blanks

That thing bout women wanting to be cuddled is so right... but some chicks want a bit more than a cuddle

[vedran]

followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits

oh man i laughed so hard

[theholycow]

hahahahaahaha! so many blow jobs in one day fark u'd be shooting blanks

I'd be willing to risk it.

[Evicatos]

I'm not so sure about the validity of the man's list. They didn't mention scratching yourself in there anywhere.

[AHTOXA]

I'm not so sure about the validity of the man's list. They didn't mention scratching yourself in there anywhere.

That goes w/o saying and surely does not follow schedule.

[94Corolla5Speed]

What? No mention of being given a 500 horse rear wheel drive car to do as you please with in a 5 by 5 square mile area?

[noob5,000,000]

What? No mention of being given a 500 horse rear wheel drive car to do as you please with in a 5 by 5 square mile area?

Yeah I was waiting for that part too. Replace the golf part with some track time and it's a perfect day.

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[.insane]

if it itches it will be scratched end of story

[theholycow]

That is quite possibly the gayest golf picture I've ever seen.

Please do not up the ante.

[94Corolla5Speed]

Or one of these:



Saleen notchback 5.0..... DROOL!

[AHTOXA]

Stop shitting on my thread with gay golf pics and notchbacks.

[94Corolla5Speed]

NEVER!

How about this:

[potownrob]

lol