***Official Joke Thread***

[ElectroGhandi]

Do you mean axiom?

[theholycow]

I just wanted to use the "old enough to collect social security" joke.

[1974Alfa5spd]

What's the difference between a Prius and a porcupine???




The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

I thought that was BMWs?

Still accurate though.

[RITmusic2k]

Nah, they changed that joke after I bought one.

[ElectroGhandi]

I think the 'prick/asshole' consumer base has moved from BMW to Audi and Lexus.

[FDSpirit]

I hate Audi drivers. I wonder how pissed a Lexus owner would get if I said "Nice Toyota".

[wannabe]

I hate Audi drivers. I wonder how pissed a Lexus owner would get if I said "Nice Toyota".

you know, most lexus' are really nice camrys...tell them you like their camry

[1974Alfa5spd]

I hate Audi drivers. I wonder how pissed a Lexus owner would get if I said "Nice Toyota".

you know, most lexus' are really nice camrys...tell them you like their camry

Or a prissed up Highlander.

[theholycow]

I thought that was BMWs?

It's also been Camaros.

I bet 100 years ago it was "Model T".

[IMBoring25]

I hate Audi drivers. I wonder how pissed a Lexus owner would get if I said "Nice Toyota".

you know, most lexus' are really nice camrys...tell them you like their camry

Or a prissed up Highlander.

It doesn't work as well when the Lexus existed first.

[1974Alfa5spd]

Or a prissed up Highlander.

It doesn't work as well when the Lexus existed first.

I supposed "prissed up Landcruiser" would work better.

[noob5,000,000]

If I was president, I'd demand that all Toyota Highlanders be required to duel until only one remained.

[94Corolla5Speed]

If I was president, I'd demand that all Toyota Highlanders be required to duel until only one remained.

I lol'd

[theholycow]

If I was president, I'd demand that all Toyota Highlanders be required to duel until only one remained.

[1974Alfa5spd]

Resurrection time!

Over a still lake hovers a fly.

Theres a fish in the lake and he says to himself..
" If that fly would drop 2 inches I could jump up and have a nice fat fly dinner."

On the banks of the lake was a bear and he was watching the fish and thought to himself.
" You know if that fly would drop 2 inches that fish would jump up and I could sweep out my paw and have a nice fish dinner."

Little did the bear know in the bushes was a hunter watching him with a gun and he thought to his self.
" Man, if that fly would drop 2 inches that fish would jump up and that bear would sweep out his paw and I could fire my gun and have me a nice bear skined rug"

Behind the hunter was a house cat and he was watching the hunter as well. He thought to himself.
" If that fly would drop 2 inches That fish would jump up and the bear would sweep out his paw and the hunter would shoot him and when the hunter drug the bear on shore the tuna fish sandwich in his back pocket would fall on the rocks by the shore And I could have a nice tuna fish dinner."

Sure enough The fly dropped 2 inches. The fish jumped up and eat the fly. The bear sweeped out his paw and caught the fish. The hunter pulled the trigger and shot the bear. And as the hunter pulled the bears carcus onto the slippery rocks his tuna fish sandwich fell out of his back pocket. The cat leaped and sliped on the rocks and was soaked to the bone.

The Moral of this story is quite simple

" Every time a fly drops 2 inches a pussy gets wet!"