Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
From the first post:What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007When it comes time to have sex, she stops him, pops her eye out and says, "I always have sex in my eye socket."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee8n-xvYETg
It's not a joke, per say, but it is funny.