***Official Joke Thread***

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I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.

Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.
If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!

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The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!

Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.

If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!

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Today’s Weather? Room temperature

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30 Days Hath September, April, June and November All the rest have 31 … except March which had 8000

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Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.

Now weed's legal and schools closed … damn kids are livin’ the dream!

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This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke!

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If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it.

It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home

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After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.

I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.

Now I understand dogs.

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Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:

We’re losing money by the minute.

Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.

Nobody knows what time it is.
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As of 1 May, 1127 Depositors have died nationwide while attempting to withdraw funds.

President's Coronavirus Team to develop bank guard training program.
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