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From online textbook exercises:
Three men decided to go moose hunting. They hired a small plane to take them into the forest. Before the hunters left their plane, the pilot gave them a warning. “We can only take one moose on this plane,” he said. “Don’t bring more than one back with you.” When the men returned to the plane later that day, they each had one moose. The pilot was not happy. “We can’t take all three,” he said. “We will have to leave two behind.” The men grumbled. “That’s what you said last year,” they told the pilot. “But you let us take two more for $100 extra.” The pilot took the $100 and loaded the three huge moose onto the plane. Shortly after the plane took off, it plunged into the trees in a fiery crash. “Where are we?” asked one of the injured hunters. “Just a few feet from where we crashed last year,” said the pilot.
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I wrote that.
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I take your:
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Making Computer Backups - On Paper?!

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mtheis wrote:Making Computer Backups - On Paper?!

A 1GB backup would take about 40 reams of paper though...
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Stumbled across this while trying to figure out wtf CHUD remover is?
I have recently installed Xcode 1.1 (nice update :o) and CHUD tools. I noticed that CHUD remover is pine-scented; as a personal preference (and I'm sure most on this list will agree) I would prefer if CHUD remover left a lemon-fresh tang as it makes bug-tracking and performance tweaking more invigorating.
Will there be an updated version of CHUD remover with different aromas? I am gald the original, bleach-only version was dropped as the smell reminded me of a swimming pool and therefore had the urge to pee all the time.


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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers?
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I... I... I just... I don't know... *sigh*
http://www.z28evans.com/rx7.htm


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I wouldn't say that's weird.........just unfortunate and painful to see.
Two pedals, two feet, too easy.

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noob5,000,000 wrote:I... I... I just... I don't know... *sigh*
http://www.z28evans.com/rx7.htm


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1974Alfa5spd wrote:
noob5,000,000 wrote:I... I... I just... I don't know... *sigh*
http://www.z28evans.com/rx7.htm


*sob*
*I recieved a lot of hatemail from RX-7 fans about this project*
...and he deserved said hatemail.
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comingbackdown wrote:
1974Alfa5spd wrote:
noob5,000,000 wrote:I... I... I just... I don't know... *sigh*
http://www.z28evans.com/rx7.htm


*sob*
*I recieved a lot of hatemail from RX-7 fans about this project*
...and he deserved said hatemail.
Nah that's funny, and it looks like it was quick, if it really had a LT1 8).
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LBJ ordering pants. Hilarity ensues.

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