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Re: Quotes.

Post by 1974Alfa5spd » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:20 pm

noob5,000,000 wrote:
Rope-Pusher wrote:Don't let your studies get in the way of your education. There is a lot more to learn about life, your career interests, etc. that cannot be found between the covers of a textbook.
That's the wisest thing I've heard in a long time.

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Re: Quotes.

Post by comingbackdown » Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:46 pm

Rope-Pusher wrote:But really, do pillows need to sleep on pillows? Do two pillows

alternate day-to-night between which one gets to sleep and which one is on duty? Does one kidney take a week off and let the other kidney do all the work? Is it the same way with testicles?
If one of my testicles did all the work for a week, it would have to be removed. It would be dead of exhaustion and rotting rapidly.
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Re: Quotes.

Post by theholycow » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:23 am

theholycow on another forum wrote:
another user commenting on Stephen Hawking wrote:geniuses have no common sense. I bet he can't even drive a stick shift.

oh wait.
:hmm:

Cripple can't drive a stick shift.
Most people cannot drive a stick shift.
Therefore, most people are cripples.

Hah! Now I get it!

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Re: Quotes.

Post by noob5,000,000 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:16 pm

Advice from RX7club on how to get out of an apartment lease:
1: Find local Mexican Hang-out
2: offer blow-jobs/Gay Wedding to give citizenship for anyone who will teach you how to steal an identity
3: Have your new Extended Mexican family move into your current apartment, move your stuff out.
4: Kill Mexican Spouse and set apartment on Fire with Corpse in current apartment, leave the rest of the Mexicans in there as well to add some complexion to the dish.
5: Show up when the Fire department is still there. Wear a Sombrero and say things like "Ay Carumba" and "Ay-mi madre con dios" and the like. Identify Gay Dead Mexican Husband as you.
6: Begin living under new identity
7: Avoid deportation by living in a sanctuary city.
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Re: Quotes.

Post by FDSpirit » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:11 am

if you can't take the heat stay out of the chicken
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Re: Quotes.

Post by comingbackdown » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:34 am

"Next kid I see with a Justin Bieber haircut is getting kicked where his dick was."
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Re: Quotes.

Post by Rope-Pusher » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:08 pm

paul34 wrote:
"You may find me one day dead in a ditch somewhere. But by God, you'll find me in a pile of bras." - Trooper M. Padgett
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Post by theholycow » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:13 pm

Rope-Pusher wrote:
paul34 wrote:
"You may find me one day dead in a ditch somewhere. But by God, you'll find me in a pile of bras." - theholycow
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Post by Rope-Pusher » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:24 pm

^ One for each set of teats? Wouldn't that make your life an udder failure?
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Re: Quotes.

Post by noob5,000,000 » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:00 pm

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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Re: Quotes.

Post by Rope-Pusher » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:43 pm

noob5,000,000 wrote:
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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That's nonsense. Vegetables might cost less than steak, but they aren't free, especially when out of season.
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Re: Quotes.

Post by wannabe » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:27 am

Loneliness is that moment when you truly needed someone in your life, and when no one turned up, you realized you didn’t have anyone you really wanted to.

There’s no familiar face you wished was there, no memory fond enough to satisfy your imagination or use as a fantasy to hope in.

Real loneliness is not missing anyone.
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Re: Quotes.

Post by noob5,000,000 » Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:58 pm

How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual… as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of.
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Re: Quotes.

Post by Roymond » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:33 am

noob5,000,000 wrote:
How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual… as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of.
Wow... I like that one
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Re: Quotes.

Post by Rope-Pusher » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:01 pm

Roymond wrote:
noob5,000,000 wrote:
How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual… as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of.
Wow... I like that one
I want the government to lord over the unruly crowds, just not the ruly individuals.
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