Quotes.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra
(I'm beginning to think that Steven Wright is YB's illegitimate son)
Yogi Berra
(I'm beginning to think that Steven Wright is YB's illegitimate son)
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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra
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If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra
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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WR
WR
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WR
WR
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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
WR
WR
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Re: Quotes.
You deserve this.
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A Friend on Facebook wrote:Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
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I was expecting a penis joke of some kind.Draklen wrote:A Friend on Facebook wrote:Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
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Knock knock
Whos there?
Penis.
Penis who?
Penis joke are funny!
Whos there?
Penis.
Penis who?
Penis joke are funny!
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If only it were that easyDraklen wrote:A Friend on Facebook wrote:If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
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Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a bunch of smiling faces, the monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?
The three most dangerous things are a programmer with a soldering iron, a manager who codes, and a user who gets ideas.
The sticker said Windows XP or better - so I installed Linux
Ubuntu - an ancient african word, meaning "I can't configure Debian"
Apple - it's like buying a car with the hood welded shut.
If you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices. The scary part is that if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
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