Here is a photo of what appears to be a plastic mockup of a Rodeo Cheeseburger.
I like the Rodeo Cheeseburger, which in the past I've gotten as a supplement to a combo meal with a larger sandwich. I was trying to keep the cost down so I just got 3 Rodeo Cheeseburgers instead...no larger sandwich, no fries, etc.
The Rodeo Cheeseburger, for those not in the know, is assembled from the following components:
1. Bun bottom
2. BK's non-Whopper-sized patty
3. Cheese
4. Onion rings
5. Barbecue sauce
6. Bun top
I ate them and felt ok about it. For some reason the wife wanted me to keep driving so I ate while I drove. I got barbecue on my steering wheel and shifter. I tried to wipe it off the shifter with a napkin but that just left little bits of napkin stuck to the shifter.
An hour later it hit me...a wall of tired. I plopped onto the couch and stayed there for hours, looking longingly at the beautiful perfect weather outside but not able to muster up the strength to get up and do stuff.
Practicality: 3. Convenient, easy to eat one-handed, but can be messy.
Economy: 3. They used to be $1, now they're $1.19. Their diminutive size means that a fat guy like me needs a few.
Power: 5. They have the power to knock a 220 pound man onto the couch and hold him down.
Reliability: 5. They kept me down for hours.
Feasibility of sexual encounters: 0. Forget it, have to do it another day if you've eaten these.
Taste: 4. They're actually quite good...for BK.
