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Hot Pockets Sideshots

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Taste: 7/10
Texture: 6/10
Quality/Thoughtfulness: 6/10
Value: 4/10
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Overall: 6/10

TASTE: I got the buffalo chicken Sideshots. The buffalo sauce isn't particularly spicy but it has decent flavor. The bread tastes pretty good. Not slimy like some other microwavable sandwiches.

TEXTURE: The bread is kind of chewy and the chicken is your run-of-the-mill packaged processed chicken bits you get on frozen pizzas, frozen appetizers, etc. While the top of the food is dry when you take it out of the microwave, the bottom is a little soggy.

QUALITY/THOUGHTFULNESS: The box contains 4 sandwiches: Two per individually wrapped package. The two in the package are conjoined and can only be separated after cooking. The conjoining appendage is thick and tears the ends of the sandwiches considerably.

VALUE: Four small sandwiches for $3.10? Overpriced. Furthermore, the sandwiches contain very little filling, contrary to the picture above. The taste isn't phenomenal and the portions are ridiculous.

OVERALL: I could take them or leave them. If they magically appeared in my freezer, I'd eat them but I would not seek them out nor would I pay full price for them.
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The Cheeseburger sideshots have like mustard and stuff in them, I feel like I'm eating McDonalds when I eat them. Yuck. Plus they're nuclear lava hot just like regular haute pockets.
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Hot Pockets are a real food? I thought they were just invented by that comedian.
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He's my favorite stand up comedian.
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FOSE?
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Do you think eating Hot Pockets is sexy?
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You'd probably burn yourself. My guess is 0/5 unless you're into the heavy BDSM; then it might be 4/5
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