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Leedeth · Post by **Leedeth** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:11 am

noob5,000,000 wrote:LOL, this rules

Holy shit that's amazing!

theholycow · Post by **theholycow** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:29 am

4onthefloor wrote:Maybe it's a smaller town where not much major crime (or maybe even crime in general) happens. I'm in Toronto so I'm used to seeing daily stabbings and drive-bys (spelling?) on the news. I dunno.

AFAIK, in my town we don't have crime every week.

4onthefloor · Post by **4onthefloor** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:30 pm

paul34 wrote:It may have also been an especially heinous home invasion.

Hehehehehehehe......you said anus........hehehehehe

Rope-Pusher · Post by **Rope-Pusher** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:42 am

theholycow wrote:
4onthefloor wrote:Maybe it's a smaller town where not much major crime (or maybe even crime in general) happens. I'm in Toronto so I'm used to seeing daily stabbings and drive-bys (spelling?) on the news. I dunno.
AFAIK, in my town we don't have crime every week.

Wow, you folks really are destitute. I feel embarrassed to say that we can afford to have crime several times every day in Detroit. I never thought much of it. I guess we're just spoiled rotten. I feel like taking up a collection so folks in your town can have crime at least once every week. Hey SSers, help me out on this. I'm organizing a big benefit show. I need singers, dancers, musicians, comedians, magicians, technicians, etc. You'll all have to work for free, so I can keep the overhead low and at least 85% of whatever we take in can go toward sponsoring crime in an impoverished community. So, get back to me and let me know what talent you can contribute.

mtheis · Post by **mtheis** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:22 pm

the dumblonde · Post by **the dumblonde** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:57 am

mtheis wrote:

Better than nothing!

theholycow · Post by **theholycow** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:59 am

That's what I thought the first time I saw it. Just now, reading your post, I noticed the proper motorcycle helmet that is sitting between the handlebars...

1974Alfa5spd · Post by **1974Alfa5spd** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:07 am

mtheis wrote:

Is he crying?

watkins · Post by **watkins** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:19 am

Cops are people too. They have feelings.

I think?

1974Alfa5spd · Post by **1974Alfa5spd** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:31 am

watkins wrote:Cops are people too. They have feelings.

Notice there's not a scratch on him? So he's not hurt.

Maybe he just ran over a kitten.

94Corolla5Speed · Post by **94Corolla5Speed** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:28 pm

I think the story is that he saw his partner die in front of him or something. Poor guy

theholycow · Post by **theholycow** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:26 pm

mtheis · Post by **mtheis** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:38 am

4onthefloor · Post by **4onthefloor** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:15 pm

mtheis wrote:

That happened near where I live. I've seen that picture before but I never read the article part to see that it happened in my home town.

DarkPilot · Post by **DarkPilot** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:04 pm

mtheis wrote:

Whoa, that article is from the London Free Post. Which is without a doubt one of the most boring papers I have ever read.

This article though? Makes me just a little proud to call London my home

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