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comingbackdown · Post by **comingbackdown** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:27 am

ihartmacz wrote:
comingbackdown wrote:
hockeystyx16 wrote:does anyone know who were saying hi to? cuz it sure aint sypher.

but to jump on the bandwagon, wassup post whorz
"Post whorezez... It makes mean commentses it does, precious. Maybe we treats it like we does fish... It has the precious... We wants it... WE WANTS IT... My... precioussssssssss"
*Sorry, I just couldn't help being a super nerd there for a moment."

function oops(){
var user = cbd;
var head = " smacks his head";
var desk = " on his desk";
var headdesk = user + head + desk;
document.write(headdesk);
}

oops();

(A slightly amateur programmer just has to make jokes about it...)
Shutup Commingbackdown. You obviously messed up your programming.

With your line:
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var user = cbd;
You are declaring the variable "user" to be equal to the variable "cbd", which is not defined.

Your line should read:
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var user = "cbd";
Alternatively, you could have written the code a little more efficiently. like this.

<html><body><p>cbd smaks his head on his desk</p></body></html>
Commingbackdown: you just got PWND!

That's a perfect reminder of the reasons why I never write any code whatsoever when I'm up that late... At first I forgot the parentheses... Edited... Now I see that. Oops.

wannabe · Post by **wannabe** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:27 pm

ihartmacz wrote:
comingbackdown wrote:
hockeystyx16 wrote:does anyone know who were saying hi to? cuz it sure aint sypher.

but to jump on the bandwagon, wassup post whorz
"Post whorezez... It makes mean commentses it does, precious. Maybe we treats it like we does fish... It has the precious... We wants it... WE WANTS IT... My... precioussssssssss"
*Sorry, I just couldn't help being a super nerd there for a moment."

function oops(){
var user = cbd;
var head = " smacks his head";
var desk = " on his desk";
var headdesk = user + head + desk;
document.write(headdesk);
}

oops();

(A slightly amateur programmer just has to make jokes about it...)
Shutup Commingbackdown. You obviously messed up your programming.

well, of course...he wrote it at 5am...i'd like to see you write perfect programming at 5am...after being up all night!

Leedeth · Post by **Leedeth** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:04 pm

Teh zomg. Should've sent it through a compiler and checked for bugs before posting.

eaglecatcher · Post by **eaglecatcher** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:51 am

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public class WTF
{
     public static void main(String[] args)
     {
             System.out.println("What f**k language is that in?");
     }
}

Bawked · Post by **Bawked** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:42 am

section .text
global _start

_start:

mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80

mov ebx,0
mov eax,1
int 0x80

section .data

msg db "Hello, noobs!",0xa
len equ $ - msg

Seriously java, vb, any .net sucks

wannabe · Post by **wannabe** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:54 pm

*is totally lost...*

NonChalant · Post by **NonChalant** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:18 pm

Java doesn't suck, it depends on the task at hand.
And so far, all of you chose the wrong language. If you want to write out a line.... use english!

Bawked · Post by **Bawked** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:42 pm

Java requires so much more ram than it needs, so it is slow also it can easily be decrypted so another reason not to use it.

Its an ok lang... but the memory java programs need ......

wannabe · Post by **wannabe** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:42 pm

NonChalant wrote: If you want to write out a line.... use english!

AMEN!!!

black94boost · Post by **black94boost** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:24 pm

wannabe wrote:
NonChalant wrote: If you want to write out a line.... use english!
AMEN!!!

HALLELUJAH!!!

NonChalant · Post by **NonChalant** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:59 pm

Modern day Java does not require more memory than it needs. Sure when it started up in the first couple of versions it was a memory hog, but Sun has long since worked out those kinks (for years now) and all that remains is a bunch of script kiddies who read age-old articles from teh internetz and rumors spread.

Java will obviously almost always require more RAM than a native language but that's all a part of the plan. It runs on a virtual machine so it's portable for the most part. It was DESIGNED that way. The amount of extra memory it uses is so minimal that it makes no difference when RAM is just another expendable commodity that can be upgraded and updated. Really, even the cheapest computers these days come standard with 512MB to a gig of RAM.

I don't know what you mean by decrypted, maybe decompiled? In that case, decompilers exist for any language and usually aren't too useful.

Right tool for the job I always say

</rant>

Leedeth · Post by **Leedeth** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:55 am

puts "Lol"

Ruby ftw.

wannabe · Post by **wannabe** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:12 pm

*says hello*

english FTW...dunno what ruby is...

work FTL

Sypher · Post by **Sypher** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:34 am

wannabe wrote:*says hello*

english FTW...dunno what ruby is...

work FTL

I'd rather work then suffer through exams... its nice to take a break from exams this term...

ihartmacz · Post by **ihartmacz** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:38 am

I don't care when he wrote it, I would have went over it before posting it knowing I'd be flamed for mistakes.

Java and .Net are both stupid. No offense to anyone, I just HATE them.

Azureus is a great application, best Torrent software out, but it takes up 73,688Kbs of memory as I'm typing this. Because of Java and it's run time librarys.

Hi