Ricer Spotted! (Misc. Thread for Ricers)

AHTOXA · Post by **AHTOXA** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:22 pm

I am on a roll today!

LOL:

Not rice, but interesting, actually. Those that know me, know I have a thing for mud.

Here comes Bondoman!

AHTOXA · Post by **AHTOXA** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:33 pm

I bring you the Civic with G35 tails and Maxima headlights!

This is toooo funny. Who said stereotypes can't be humorous? Sorry if I offended anyone.

watkins · Post by **watkins** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:07 pm

AHTOXA wrote:

What the hell?

Nychold · Post by **Nychold** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:13 pm

Looks like it has Mercedes (or more likely, Kia Amanti) headlights, a BMW grill, and a Honda badge, which is what I think it was to begin with.

watkins · Post by **watkins** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:16 pm

People dont understand that some shapes just dont go together well at all. With the six oval shapes across the front it looks like a spider or something. A retarded spider. With the HIV. And what the hell is with that hood. And nevermind the tuck.

Most importantly, why the hell is there a girl in that car? That person should not be allowed near girls, and definitely not be allowed to reproduce

Nychold · Post by **Nychold** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:20 pm

watkins wrote:Most importantly, why the hell is there a girl in that car? That person should not be allowed near girls, and definitely not be allowed to reproduce

Dude, women are attracted to luxurious, fast cars. And that's the prototype BMW-Benzonda SLK2000-M3 Type-R! Oh, and did I mention it's a Turbo/Hybrid? Awesome...

wannabe · Post by **wannabe** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:48 pm

thanks for the laughs guys

Sypher · Post by **Sypher** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:34 pm

wow.. that last page was just full of awesome!

Werty · Post by **Werty** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:17 pm

On the way home today I was cut off by a G35 coupe with dual fartcans, a girl driving and her bf in the passenger seat. For the 30 seconds they were in front of me she was on-off-on-off the gas every second. It was horrible to listen to but as soon as they moved away I burst out laughing

ColJessip · Post by **ColJessip** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:20 pm

She was hypermileing GAWD!

tehfade · Post by **tehfade** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:59 pm

Why is it that I only ever see ricers when I'm NOT in my GTO? I swear, whenever I drive it, they all hide or something. I'm always in the Jeep when some moron in his ****mobile cuts me off and all I want to do is get by him and treat him to some open-cutouts LS2 thunder.

watkins · Post by **watkins** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:03 am

Do I sense its time for an engine swap in a certain Jeep?

ColJessip · Post by **ColJessip** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:48 pm

tehfade wrote:they all hide or something.

Yea there LS2 sensors go off and they hide in their layer.

yinn · Post by **yinn** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:49 am

question - is the batmobile rice?
i'm pretty sure it would be if it didn't go nuts in the quarter mile

DocPHD · Post by **DocPHD** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:55 pm

yinn wrote:question - is the batmobile rice?
i'm pretty sure it would be if it didn't go nuts in the quarter mile

cop #1 wrote: can you at least describe the vehicle?

cop #2 wrote: it's a black.... ... tank...

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