Beat this car

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I have a coq. It feels so good in my hand.

It was hard to install, both my girlfriend and I had to use both of our hands to get all the mechanics out of the way so she had to put my coq in her mouth, but we finally got it in and it felt wonderful once we started playing with it. In and out, in and out, in and out, in and out of the gate is how I got used to it.

And then we had sex
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ihartmacz wrote:I have a coq. It feels so good in my hand.

It was hard to install, both my girlfriend and I had to use both of our hands to get all the mechanics out of the way so she had to put my coq in her mouth, but we finally got it in and it felt wonderful once we started playing with it. In and out, in and out, in and out, in and out of the gate is how I got used to it.

And then we had sex
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Post by noob5,000,000 »

By coq is beat up real bad. It has been grasped and jerked so many times, the outer skin has torn. My coq no longer points straight up either, it is crooked.
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The skin on my coq isn't even leather. It's accordion style pleather. Although I must say, after 15 years of it being tossed and jerked, it's still fresh as a daisy, and it still has it's original coq luster.
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Well... my coq is stainless steel. Don't ask. It's pretty f*k bodacious, tho.

How'd I miss this earlier?! lol
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Buhdonkadonk
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Has anybody tried urea injection yet? I peed in my gas tank, but I don't seem to notice any difference...
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FOOL! Glucose injection works better, put sugar in your gas tank.
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2,2,4-trimethylpentane injection... Best additive ever.
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I just got the most annoying urge to draw 2,2,4 trimethylpentane
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I got an urge to piss in my gas tank, don't worry about it.
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Re: Beat this car

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Just got my rig built. YEAH

I got my MPSI (multi-port sperm injection) system hooked up.

I also made the switch to wing sauce instead of BBQ, this required a new pump and an injector cleaning.

My new coq shifter is awesome - My girlfriend had to bite some of it off to make the throw shorter (forgot my saw).

I used necked bolts for the cylinder heads.

I'm running four 124mm turbos. BIG BOOST

Engine is bored to 9.4L 572ci

Modded HEMI cylinder head - 7 valves per cylinder (28v engine)

JDM New, higher capacity, blinker fluid resovior.

JDM New muffler bearings with hydraulic rollers

New headlight crankshaft

JDM MOMO steering wheel - cuz im a bitch

1,972 JDM AWHP
2,330pound-feet

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Yeah. Quit being a ricer, you know when I take the rock to the hoop, you're getting straight-up school, bitches. If you gots a car tah' race my shit, lets see it.

Imma gone' race you for pinks anytime - you'll get your ricer Mustang, Lada, or Jeep schooled with my 4-cylinders or power and torgues. f**k YOU RICERS, GET BENT. JDM
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Re: Beat this car

Post by noob5,000,000 »

Holy shit dude, that's a mean setup!!
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Re: Beat this car

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Hey there's an idea, let's have a "rice out your car in MS Paint" contest!
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Re: Beat this car

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Make the thread. I'll post.
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