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comingbackdown
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wannabe wrote:welcome! i'm a resident female

and its wonderful to have a nother michigander, but u all are on the "wrong" side of the state! WEST michigan is where its at, not east...
Um, no.
Ohio is where it's at, always will be.
GO BUCKS! MUCK FICHIGAN!

Paolo!
You're supposed to be the guy who says "penis" in the welcome threads, dammit!
Well, technically, you yell it, but...
Do your job, before we have to pull in someone else to do it, dammit!

Welcome, brother.
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watkins wrote:Machete. Ill let you borrow mine neighbor, if you loan me a cup of sugar.
Have you seen Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox Story? I was just watching it last night, there was something about machetes in there somewhere...
Rope-Pusher wrote:Take off your cow-shoes to let your toes spread out. (Don't wear whore-shoes either)
Take off your sox to let your toes dry out (Dry skin is tough skin!)
Stay like this for about 2 weeks, until they are all healed, then promise yourself you'll only trim your toenails straight across and that you'll wear wide shoes and change your sox at least 3 times a day. Cotton sox are notorious for absorbing sweat and then losing their padding abilities. Try wicking sock liners inside of wool or polypropylene sox.
Drat. Nothing I didn't already know. I am barefoot or sandle clad except when I'm at work, where I wear expensive wicking hiking/running socks made of materials like Coolmax and such (my feet run hot in addition to the toenail thing) under shoes with plenty of toe space (this isn't the first time I've had an ingrown nail). As for trimming straight across...that leaves me with sharp protruding toenail corners that catch on socks and on my own legs or my wife's legs in bed...

Oh well. I guess the state of the ingrown toenail industry hasn't changed much since the last time I dealt with it.
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Re: Heyo!

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theholycow wrote:
watkins wrote:Machete. Ill let you borrow mine neighbor, if you loan me a cup of sugar.
Have you seen Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox Story? I was just watching it last night, there was something about machetes in there somewhere...
Yes. It was pretty bad
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Hey naw, I'm a pretty big smartass too. But in a more subtle, harder to understand way. O_o
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watkins wrote:
theholycow wrote:Have you seen Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox Story?
Yes. It was pretty bad
Agreed. I expected it to be far more funny. I was disappointed. Well, I only paid $3 for it, so I'm not too upset.

A Big Lots store opened near me. I found movies for $3 and whole seasons of TV shows for $6. I got the first season of Night Court...the first two episodes were also not as hilarious as I expected.
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OSU has no chance this year against Michigan, mark my words
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Delicat wrote:OSU has no chance this year against Michigan, mark my words
i like you already :D
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buttsecks. I LIKE
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Delicat wrote:OSU has no chance this year against Michigan, mark my words
I will literally laugh my ass off, as in I will have to pick my ass up off the floor and superglue it back onto my body, if you wind up getting pwned because you were so committed to those words.
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I mean I have to bleed maize and blue, I live in Ann Arbor haha.
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